Bapontadonk
a derriere that is well shaped, but not excessive, belonging to an attractive woman of middle eastern descent. bapondadonks are not nearly as honky tonk as the badonkadonks, but are equally as desirable.
mark: “man, did you see that -ss on fatima?”
john: “yeah man, she’s got almost nothin’ covering that bapontadonk!”
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