Baptise That Ass
pulling out and blowing your load all over a female’s -ss after having s-x in the doggystle position.
suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice -ss, you can say, ” d-mn baby girl, i wanna baptise that -ss” or “hey baby, why don’t you come back to my crib and i’ll baptise that -ss”.
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