Baptized


when a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. the player who got dunked on is considered to have been “baptized” by the dunker.
dan: i don’t think anyone in the nba can dunk over dwight howard

ben: yea….except for kobe bryant

dan: oh yea….kobe baptized that mother f-cker
slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by espn personality stuart scott
omg, brian moorman just got baptized by sean taylor
when a man recieves oral s-x.
man that b-tched baptized me last night
diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.
i see that this whisky has been baptized, and that well!
southern states, “bible belt” states; to be humiliated or publicly embar-ssed.
did you see joe dunk all over nick. nick got baptized.
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