bar band
a band that plays primarily in bars and always sounds better when the audience (and most of the time) the band is drunk. they are usually extremely entertaining and have a lot of novelty songs, written to get a laugh. they are not always that talented, but it doesn’t really matter.
hey! did you catch the bar band last night?
–they probably won’t ever hit it big, but i was laughing my -ss off after i drank a few buds.
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