Bar Bottom Bitch


the proper term used to describe the girl you’ve been making eye contact with from across the bar all night. it’s dark, the alcohol is pumping, and the height of the bar reaches her chest. after you buy her a drink or two, you go over to her and realize she’s a heffer. sucks to suck, she’s a bar bottom b-tch. that slim face of hers and the height of the bar fooled ya, have fun entertaining the cow for the rest the night.
bro 1: “i’m gonna buy that girl over there a drink.”
bro 2: “dude, don’t let that slim face and the height of the bar fool you. she’s deff a bar bottom b-tch.”

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