bar fanny
when a girl has been in a bar too long and her v-g-n- starts to gush with sweat and smell like stale beer
“i think i’ve been in this bar too long, my v-g-n- is so sweaty. i must have a case of bar f-nny! what if a guy wants to go down on me!?”
“dear lord, that girl last night must have had serious bar f-nny, it absolutely stunk and tasted like the end of an old pint!”
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