Bar Slag
(noun): a somewhat undesirable female who frequents bars of ill repute. derived from the term for stale beer left overnight in a bar’s keg lines; e.g. slag.
the “slag” is dangerous, because she often uses her natural habitat, the bar, as a staging ground for her -ssault on unwitting intoxicated men. by surrounding herself by alcohol, she -ssures that alcohol induced “beer goggles” will compensate for her lack of aesthetic appeal, and promiscuous reputation. after six drinks, a slag looks slightly less haggard, and her indiscretion will seem like a good thing.
history: pioneered by uconn alum visiting narraganset ri.
9pm
nick: “is that bar slag coming back with us?”
cm: “no man, she’s h-t.”
11pm
–slag comes back with us.
1 more definition
barslag is yet another term of endearment for a bar wh-r-.
“so i need a decent looking place to lay down some barslags, when are your parents leaving town?”
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