Baraboo
a town in sauk county, wisconsin near the dells. known as da boo or just boo. in winter, it is covered in 2 feet or more of snow. in the summer, it is covered in tourists from the wi dells.
person 1: have you been back to baraboo lately?
person 2: yeah, i went sledding last winter at boou.
a small town in wisconsin that is filled with a bunch of clowns and also the home of the ringling brothers
i went to baraboo… and all i saw was clowns
a sad, junky town filled with knuckle-dragging idiots. it’s home to a vast collection of dilapidated houses that would be bulldozed in any other city. the only reason any individual would intentionally journey into the h-llhole that is baraboo, would be to go to walmart. you can tell a barab–bian apart from others by their violent fits of rage that occur when they are posed with a simple math problem. they also commonly have very tangled family trees.
cletus: i hate reedsburg and sauk, they be a bunch of sl-ts and uh….uh….what was i talking about?
anyone with a brain: woah, cletus! don’t try to put that many words into a sentence, you’re going to hurt yourself. you’re from baraboo, remember?
-cletus drools with a blank stare on his face.-
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