barack lopez
the coolest man on earth. a combination of george lopez and barack obama. anybody with eyes can see that he is clearly above us all.
guy 1 – “yo dude im f-cking #1!!”
guy 2 – “no i think you’re forgetting somebody….”
guy 1 – “oh duhh i forgot barack lopez sorry man”
guy 2 – “its okay you’re a close #2”
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