Barbara Bush

mythical creature rumored to have sp-wned george w. bush. a foul creature according to legend. cruel and unforgiving, it prowls the halls of the whitehouse devouring “non-believers” and “liberals”. of course, this is all speculative. also rumored to have actually copulated with a one “george bush sr. as unlikely and revolting as that thought is, some truly believe that this is the origin of george w. bush.
“if you don’t eat all your vegetables, barbara bush will devour your p-n-s!”

“dude! check out this t-rd! it looks just like barbara bush!…well, except i’d rather have s-x with the feces than that…thing.”
a s-xual act in which one eats the hair around the testes. made popular by the character borat.
man i’m feelin really dry since i gave that girl a barbara bush last night.
the sp-wn(er) of satan’s idiot troll, who happens to be our 43rd president. known for her ability to degrade any individual, race, or situation in a manner that makes it sound, if anything, nice. however the thought behind it is anything but.

during her time in the white house and after she became involved in many projects, charities, and events each with an ulterior motive behind them. most notable of these being her charitable donation to the bush-clinton katrina fund under the condition (yes i did say condition) that the charity do business with an educational software company owned by her son neil bush.
in another prime example, after winning a recognition she won $36,000 of which she gave most, that is most to charity. leaving the question of her definition of some.
about the war in iraq she was quoted saying, “why should we hear about body bags and deaths? oh, i mean, it’s not relevant. so why should i waste my beautiful mind on something like that?” this esteemed quote shows a complete lack of respect of the country that she helped hold sway over.

also noted for her being the subject of many cruel, belittling, but accurate jokes much of which doesn’t have to do with her, but with her relation to george sr. and jr. according to comedian doug stanhope, she is known to consort with rush limbaugh, ronald reagan, dan quayle, and george bush sr. in a bathtub fantasy, in which it is rumoured she “unrolls her flaccid l-b–, like some ball-less nut sack”

plays a part as the second boss in the anti-bush-video-game found on the internet.

it is antic-p-ted that over half of the american public wishes that she was sterile
dude, listen to this b-tch, barbara bush can kiss my -ss!!!
nasty v-g-n- hair, one in which no man should wander.
yo, that chick needs to trim down her barbara bush!
barbara bush:

1.)perhaps the most famous bigot on the planet.
known best for her low regard of other races.

barbara bush’s quote: “what i’m hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in texas. everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. and so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.” has been criticized for demonstrating her true bigoted self. as many believe.

2.) the woman who gave birth to the demonic ent-ty known as george bush jr.
example of barbara bush:

guy 1:dude i went to this place and everyone barbara bushed me!
so i left.
guy 2: yea that happened to me at this school i used to go to…
guy 1:well it really mad me feel bad to be treated that way…

example 2:
oh no its the kraken!!!!

it is rumored that george bush sr has said “ i should have pulled out” when referring to the conception of the demonic ent-ty that is the current president.