barbarian boots
those brown boots that women wear with the laces and the furry top, sometimes with pom-poms on the laces. the heels of these boots are flush with the toe (not a high heel). called so because it looks like a female warrior from age of conan.
ever since age of conan came out for the pc, all the pretty girls in wal-mart are wearing these barbarian boots on their feet.
you look cute in barbarian boots. you could be xena or conan’s wife.
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