barbed surprise
when prior to s-xual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
this inflicts m-ssive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
“my p-n-s hurts so much after i gave joseph a barbed surprise…but it was worth it.”
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