Barbie’s Dream house
the process of hiring a prost-tute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of “barbie” dolls and cram them nice and snug up your -ss. then he/she must witness while you sh-t out said heads while masturbating furiously.
you know, i’ve been around, but there’s nothing like a barbie’s dream house to soothe the savage beast.
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