barcode

skids in your underwear
after a fart “oh no i think i’ve barcoded my pants”
in j-pan, used to describe the hairstyle of men who, attempting to diguise their balding head, grow one side of their hair far too long, and try unsuccessfully to brush it over to the other side.
some stupid pervert with a barcode groped yukiko on the train.
a term used to refer to a player in league of legends whose name resembles the design of a barcode (e.g, iliiiiiililiili). these names contain a series of random i’s and l’s, and are used to mask the ident-ty of the player, thanks to the fonts used in the game, where the i’s and l’s are nearly impossible to distinguish from each other. barcodes are usually exceptionally skilled players, and climb the ranks of the game fairly quickly. in addition, most barcodes play on a region which they usually do not play on. this happens when they are preparing for a major tournament. for example, a person who plays on the korean server may create a barcode account on the north american server in order to be able to adapt to the differing playstyles before they enter a tournament against the north american teams.
guy1: dude, i just played against a barcode and he f-cking wrecked us.
guy2: yeah, i saw. what’s his main account’s name?
guy1: n-body knows man. there’s lots of barcodes now that there’s a tournament coming up.
alternative spelling for barcode

from the black and white vertical strips that supermarkets put on products so that when you get to the checkout, you or the checkout man/girl/person can put it under the optical scanner, and the supermarket’s software will update its database, and the cash register will put it on your bill.
“bar code” is usually spelt ‘barcode’ these days pal, whatever your spell check program says.
nickname for newcastle united football club – currently of the english premier league – describing the black-and-white striped jerseys worn by the team during home games.

said jerseys somewhat resemble the machine-readable product id printed on retail packaging (hence “barcode”) – though the shirts worn by nfl referees are a closer match.
christ, is owen injured again? who are the barcodes going to sign to replace that tw-t?
the wee tash thing that young chaps lovingly refer to as their “might moustache” when actually its just a pile of b-m fluff on their top lip!
jimmy (in a belfast accent) “heres me wah!size of the bar code on you!thats a qwaur tash on ye”

billy ” oh and wah sure it only took me liek a 10 years to grow!”
being so much like everyone else that you could be scanned, and placed into a category, or ‘labeled.’
that girl is barcode.

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