bard-effective disorder


a meta–n-lytic mental disorder of rpg characters, characterized by attempts of the player’s character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn’t.
player: can my character roll to f-ck cute guard, defending the king?
dm: for krom’s sake! why does your lawful good paladin have bard-effective disorder? this is the third time you’ve rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

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