bared


can only be done by males. to do a handstand completely naked behind a door with your legs supported by the wall around the door. the gooch should be right in the face of the unsuspecting person opening the door
seth: dude, parker was acting like a totally punk.
jacob: i should have bared him.
seth: yea
the ensued effect from taking a lot of xanax. one is “drunk” cleanly, and usually said person does not remember previous affairs or cannot recollect memory well enough to give detailed accounts of past actions and occurrences.
friend #1 -“aye brah! did you see that fight last night?! sh-t was crazy!”
friend #2 -“nahhhh… i was bar’ed out. i dont remember sh-t.”
the ensued effect from taking a lot of xanax. one is “drunk” cleanly, and usually said person does not remember previous affairs or cannot recollect memory well enough to give detailed accounts of past actions and occurrences.
friend #1 -“aye brah! did you see that fight last night?! sh-t was crazy!”
friend #2 -“nahhhh… i was bar’ed out. i dont remember sh-t.”

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