Barfshart
when you are so disgusted by unexpected ‘shart’ that you unexpectedly barf.
girl 1: i ate so much last night that i actually sharted myself
girl 2: that happened to me yesterday but i took it a step further. i was having dinner with my grandparents and i was so disgusted that i actually puked.
girl 1: omg thats so disgusting, i’m going to barfshart now too!
situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the -n-s at the same time. can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.
he was so smashed that he barf-sharted.
i was laughing so hard that i barf-sharted.
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