Bargasm
an inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.
mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.
a bargasm is a word to describe finding an item that is so much so a bargain it all but brings you to -rg-sm.
‘oh my god, i’t a right bargasm, i could wee!’
my own quote said upon finding a fab designer dress with 50% off.
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