bargleski
a term used for the oh so refreshing, high octane jet fuel for the body that is the purest moste american bald eagle p-ss that can be consumed by the average working cl-ss american (or other people who will do anything to be like the greatest nation on the planet) cletus mcfarland (youtube) commonly used this term as a reference to the trademarked mountain dew, easily the greatest creation of man second only to the chevrolet corvette. cletus himself cracks a cold bargleskievery when sh-ts about to get real. les all send the company a nice sincere email regarding cletus mcfarland getting a decal/lifetime supply sponsorship.
“i’m gonna show you how to unbead a drag slick using nothing but a block of wood and a trailer, step 1; crack yourself open a refreshing can of good ol mountain bargleski, now this is going to be a 2-3 can job so make sure you’ve got a few handy” -cletus
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