baristae
a hypercorrect false latin plural of ‘barista.’ typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.
2. yeah, to look cool, the baristae at sam’s cafe on 42nd were reading ovid in the original greek.
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