Bark At The Moon
gaping a girl -ss as to fasten inside a flashlight, that will illuminate her -ss to look like that of the moon, then you and your friends bark at her in her shame
mark: that wh-r- last night totally let us bark at the moon
blu: no way
mark:yup and she wouldn’t give back my flashlight
an alb-m released in 1983 just after the death of randy rhoads. also the name of the song on the alb-m.
oh oh yea bark at the moon owwwwwwwwwwww!!!
1. a song by ozzy ozzborn
2. -n-lingus; the act of giving oral pleasures to your partner’s -n-s; eating out the -n-s; tounging an -n-s; shoving your tongue into an -n-s and exploring via tongue.
guy 1: d-mn, her -ss is fine!
guy 2: i’d like to bark at her moon!
guy 1: wtf o_o
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guy: so, bend over?
girl: why?
guy: i want to bark at the moon! :d -howls-
girl: o_o
guy: please?
girl: fine v_v
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