Barking Seal


when one f-cks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist p-n-s into the sand, then putting it back into the v-g-n-, making the seal bark!
german:dude, what’s with the hand print across your face?
george: i just got back fromthe beach with grace… and gave her the barking seal! it didn’t go well with her
when you f-ck a fat chick on the beach. then swiftly dip your d-ck into the sand and shove your d-ck back in. she should resemble a barking seal.
yo! last night was crazy!!! gave this girl a barking seal! she was squealin like a pig!

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