Barkworth

an insult used in south yorkshire. generally used to infer someone having a paddy or being “mardy”. seen as one of the harsher insults as words such as fool and crybaby are rejected for the more hurtful “barkworth”.
you f-cking barkworth.
dont go all barkworth on me.
stop being a barkworth.
an insult commonly used in south yorkshire. often used to insinuate h-m-s-xuality of the named party.
for example:

“he’s a closet barkworth”
“mum, i think i may be barkworth”
“i want to shout at the heavens – ‘i am barkworth, i don’t give a sh-t what you b-astards think!'”

these are a mere few examples, the actual usage of the word stems much wider. although outside south yorkshire the phrase is a mystery.
south yorkshire slang used as another term for p-n-s…
look at his barkworth

that’s a big barkworth

put your barkworth away!

you call that a barkworth?

i’ve seen bigger barkworth’s on rodents
a person who regularly makes a fool of themselve’s in public, without first thinking of the consequences.
this good be by randomly swearing very loudly, having a paddy, picking their nose then eating it. all in full view of everyone.

stop it! you’re making a right barkworth out of yourself

he is such a barkworth

omg did you see that dude with the pointy ears!?…. what a barkworth…