Barn Key
a bottle of v–gr- kept in the nightstand to ensure success in the bedroom.
“honey, thanks for the diamond earrings. looks like were gonna need the barn key tonight.”
Read Also:
- Bastard Squad
a fictional television show that is referenced in the 1980s sitcom “the young ones.” one of the main characters, vivian (played by adrian edmundson) is a punk rocker who is a devoted fan of the show. vivian: “hurray, we’ve got to get home quick or i’ll miss b-st-rd squad!” b-st-rd squad are a punk band […]
- bastardmobile
your cheating ex-husband/ex-boyfriend’s car. he parked his b-st-rdmobile half on the lawn when he dropped off the kids.
- clean rave
a rave without the use of drugs, but more fun with the same strobe light, glowsticks, and ebm. we messed that kid up for his “possesions.” i guess he didn’t know it was a clean rave.
- Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out
a metaphor for: “i think you should leave. do not pause or delay while you are leaving.” generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circ-mstances that the listener doesn’t agree with. it comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door […]
- German
a person from germany. not a n-z-, because it is outlawed in germany, and i’m sure no self-respecting german would want to be tarred with the same brush as h-tler. that person is from germany. they are german. a group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average p-n-s size blacks, germans, […]