Barn Spice
a mix of spices added to a partner’s rear end or v-g-n- before mucking barn. to make fresh at home combine:
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
using montreal steak spice is an acceptable subst-tute.
barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. if this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
also: barn spicing
man, she said she wasn’t into it, but as soon as i busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.
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