Barnes and Noble
a soul-sucking corporate bookstore. employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
employees must:
1. always bug you to buy a member discount card.
2. walk you to every book.
they have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. their website has a far better range of books. their largest competetor is borders. cd’s and dvd’s are overpriced.
excuse me, can you help me find a book. it was on that table and it had a blue cover.
‘do you have a barnes and n-ble member card?’
1: satan’s -sshole, usually only to employees.
2: a place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: a store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable b-st-rds due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful “do you have a membership?” question.
4: evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don’t actually buy books.
“excuse me, how do i borrow books?”
“you don’t. this is barnes and n-ble. go to the library down the block.”
“where’s your manager?”
“that’s a good question. i haven’t seen them myself for the past 4 hours.”
“i really like feet. what would i have to do to get you to show me your feet??!”
a store that sells over priced books, and gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the 20th century, in its employee manual.
whats a library? is that like a barnes and n-ble?
synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the barnes and n-ble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public.
i shouldn’t have had white castle last night; i really have to drop a barnes and n-ble.
any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.
jim: “hey, ted, i was thinking about going to a barnes and n-bles to get some choose your own adventure books.”
ted: “do you want to go to the one off of central or the one down by alice’s place?”
jim: “no, i was thinking about going to the borders where the movie theater used to be”
ted: “really? i didn’t know there was a starbucks in there.”
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