Barnette
a slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. the tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can’t hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. this tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or “nargilla” smoke. used most commonly in first person shooter genres. this tool is often -ssociated with mann.
is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?
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