Barney shit
noun: something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. it may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.
origin: drawn from saul williams’ “penny for a thought”:
“a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that’s life,
not that barney sh-t
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?”
~”did you hear jen got that job?”
~”at the lawyer’s office? it’s barney sh-t. she’s a secretary with a fancy t-tle.”
~”i tried a guinness stout for the first time last night. it was so good.”
~”you’re lucky. after all these years drinking mich ultra, you’re lucky you can handle good beer. that barney sh-t will ruin perfectly good taste buds.”
~”dude, gina just waved to me. do you think she likes me?”
~”what? spare me the barney sh-t. go talk to her.”
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