Barnstaple
a small (sh-tty) town in north devon. reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a ‘subway’ and was deemed to be slightly better than bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.
barnstaple boasts a number of shops, ‘attractions’ and pubs. most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, gl-ss, or at least stamp on- any outsider.
any outsider to barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the english language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a ‘subway’.
let us not visit barnstaple, there are subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.
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