Baron

the most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. he’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. he is concerned about the girl he loves and knows never to do her wrong or lose her. he always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. he takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. and he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. baron is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
that guy is so amazing… he must be a baron
8 more definitions
to own someone. to be cool, or to do something, awesome. when baroned, you might often be skeeted on, owned, or mooned. reference to the sav baron davis of the golden state warriors. also a loud meaningless remark.
props to gabe/thunder.
dude, i just baroned on you!
i just got baroned on.

barrroooonnn!!
verb-
to take, h–rd, and then monopolize.
he baroned the booty.
also commonly referred to as “the baron”, is a name given to a friend or acquaintance who may have over indulged on alcohol and/or illicit drugs. this over indulgence usually leads to erratic and unsocial behaviour by the individual and is usually followed by some, if not all of the following;
-total disregard for own wellbeing

-refusal of entry or ejection from most establishments
-destruction of property
–ssault, particularly against the female gender
-public urination
-donor kebab
-unconsciousness

the name is derived from an old 17th century prophet, sir markos von nanananan. sir von nananan was notorious for his over indulgence and subsequent arrogance and was well known for his famous quote, “do you know who i am?”
who’s friend is the baron
when a man gets an erection while in a bar room or club.
that girl was so fine, i got a bar on last night while drinking.
slang for a bad-ss chrysler lebaron convertible. always better than any honda, toyota, etc. in extreme cases, can be written as baron! as in similar fashion to america!
let’s take a road trip in the baron!
a certain cl-ss of woman.
an incredibly un-attractive female that usually leaves males gasping for air and closing their eyes.
an unpleasant distinct odour and teeth that look like the top of a fence usually would add to being a baron.
what!! no chance! she was an intense baron!