barracuda

a drink or c-cktail that is made with vodka and champagne exclusively. the combination of these two makes the taste a bit sweeter than just drinking champagne on its own. but, be careful!
i think that i’m going to start with a barracuda tonight because all i want to do is drink, and forget, and party!
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ring finger in the poohole. index and/or middle finger’s in the p-ssy, while the thumb stimulates the cl-t
(if possible).
“i gave her a barracuda last night. she was having her loudest -rg-sm ever, when she lost control and shat all over my fingers.”
1. an extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.

2. an extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats rustangs and sh-ts ford emblems.
“my ’67 barracuda fastback likes to munch on 5.slows.”
a muscle car/pony car produced by plymouth in the 60s and early 70s. for 1970-71, the barracuda was available with 426 street hemi, making it (arguably) the most fearsome detriot supercar ever produced. today, barracudas (especially convertibles) are highly prized among collectors.
in full race tune, a ’70 ‘cuda will turn 12 second ets on the quarter mile.
a younger woman over 18 that is attracted to older men.

to define the rest (younger in their 20’s, older in their 40’s)….

cougar – an older woman that likes younger guys.
dingo – a younger man into older women.
maverick – an older guy into younger women.
gerbil – an underage girl into older guys.
yo, my buddy’s 46 and his fine -ss barracuda girlfriend is only 22…
a woman manager in corporate america who will micromanage you or bite your -ss
wow that barracuda haul me in her office, goosed me with a rubber ducky & now i work in the corporate mailroom!
i must have sign on my back that reads ” walk all over me “.
to place two fingers in the v-g-n- and two fingers in the -n-s simultaneously, whilst stimulating the cl-toris with the thumb.
her eyes rolled when he gave her the barracuda.
a promiscuous, s-xually aggressive woman, someone who takes a traditionally masculine approach to getting laid – less interested in a committed relationship, more interested in having the s-x and walking away in pursuit of the next score. consequently, such a woman quickly gains a reputation for her sometimes devastating effects on the men she sleeps with.
jo-anne’s great for a laugh and a night of p-ssion, dude, but don’t get emotionally hung up on her, she’s a real barracuda.