barrell bumping
when you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from keighley.
as i looked up andre’s belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. face rape aka barrell b-mping.
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