Barrett

berserker warrior known for being fearless in battle; one who is fearless; one who lives to die in a way deemed gloriously; person who leads by mystique, curiosity, confusion, unmatchable uniqueness, humor, or in some cases fear
that barrett is a man.
being better than or more talented than ‘garrett’ (see definition of garrett for better understanding)
garrett is amazing, but have you met barrett?
a firearms company based out of murfreesboro, tn, which specializes in making rifles with freakin’ huge calibers. best known for the m82a1, a .50 caliber sniper rifle designed to take out veichles from a ridiculously long distance. the m82a1 also appears in soldat, where it fills the role of n00b tube.

some of their other models include the xm109 sniper rifle which shoots exploding bullets and the m107 sniper rifle currently adopted by the us military.
their website is barrettrifles.com
the truck carrying the weapons was almost over the border, when a bullet from a barrett knocked out the engine block.

“it’s too bad barrett rifles cost $7775, cuz i really want one to blow up that car lot across town.”

in soldat:
“g-dd-mn n00b using the barrett as a pistol!”
“stupid -sshole camping our sp-wn with a barrett!”
“lol im good cuz i can kill wit barret”
the most amazing person in the world. plain and simple: if you know or ever get the chance to meet a barrett, your life will be forever changed. they are one of a kind. a barrett loves soccer, family, friends, and his incredibly lucky girl. the absolute sweetest, friendliest, and athletic man in the world. not to mention he has a hot bod. a barrett is a very humble person which is incredibly hard to do considering how perfect he is. he sometimes has low self esteem, but this is without reason. barrett is as close to perfection as it gets.
guy: “oh man, i’m so jealous of barrett’s 8 pack! he makes me feel like a slob”
girl: “i’m jealous of his smile. he makes me feel so very special”

“barrett is just too perfect”
the hottest funniest most amazing man / boy on earth
it’s because i love barrett so much
take the best person in the world and divide him by two, then multiply him by four. that’s barrett. barrett is the kind of guy that would buy a toaster for a homeless guy to use as a part of an insurrection against communist government for the greater good of all mankind nine times before breakfast. he also is irresistible to females, and it is rumored the zodiac killer was trying to kill every girl that wanted barrett, because he was jealous that he couldn’t have him because barrett is not interested in males.
zodiac:hot d-mn barrett, i want you so bad.
barrett:sorry zodiac killer, i’m straight.

electricity bear:electricity bear want barrett!
barrett: d-mn electricity bear, what do you think this is, washington d.c.?
a barrett is when a man coats his scr-t-m in a sweet syrupy substance, most likely jam or honey, and after this application, journeys to the outdoors, where he lets small animals, like cats, mice, dogs, and sometimes rac–ns scr-pe and nibble on his scr-t-m.

peta are keen in the art of barrett slapping, and say “it is the closest you can ever getting to nautre, without raping it”
after an experimental barrett, i found my scr-t-m was extremely sore to the touch, and had to get a rabies injection!

“oh moiy gosh maan, i’d so defo barrett myself”