barry bonds


-someone who cheated there way just so they can p-ss babe ruths record.
-someone who is a liar.
-someone who is a cheat.
-someone who is an azz.
steroids
cheater
liar
a punk -ss who plays for the san fransico giants. he is considered one of the greatest home run hitters. it is all bull because the guy is on freaking steroids. this guy is a disgrace to baseball and everyone hates him.
barry bonds is a “cracka” on steroids.
an african american left fielder for the san francisco giants who has abnormally small t-st-cl-s (size youth medium cup), a size 32 d bra, and a gigantic dome. barry is an individual who didn’t understand the consequences of shooting animal growth hormone into his glutinous and is currently suffering from a shriveled scr-t-m, limited room in his bra, a lot of room in his jock, excessive back-acne, a schizophrenic and unpredictable roid raging personality. pedro gomez of espn has divorced his wife, and left his kids so that he could follow this cheating, low-life, -sshole.
barry bonds, the p-ssy left fielder for the san francisco giants, who cheated so that he could p-ss hank aaron’s home run record, now pees from an organ called the v-g-n-.
a guy who used steroids to hit lots of home runs. this p-ssed off babe ruth, so he cursed him with injuries. but he can only do one curse at a time, and this allowed the boston red sox to win the 2004 world series. i contend he will be injured again and will not play another game.
rafael palmeiro is such a barry bonds.
a baseball player who is eternally hated on, even though he is not the reason for all the problems of the game of baseball. let’s face it. baseball turned the other way on steroid use until the media got a hold of the story and created this huge witch hunt.

facts about steroids –
steroids cannot kill you unless you abuse them in conjunction with another drug.
steroids were not illegal in baseball until 2003.
barry bonds has p-ssed every drug test he has ever been administered. every single one.

amphetamines, which are much more widespread than steroids in major league baseball, are more commonly known as “greenies”. these “greenies” are not as nearly crucified as steroids are.

fact about greenies – they are meth. meth makes you much, much stronger than steroids ever can. meth can kill you.

hate barry bonds all you want, but he is not the cause of cheating – he is the symptom of cheating in the game.

and for all you guys talking about how “sacred” the hr records are? guess what:

fact about baseball – eight of the top ten career home run leaders, including “heroes” like babe ruth and hank aaron either cheated or broke the law during their playing career.

seriously. hank aaron used greenies (remember, meth is much worse than steroids for you), bonds allegedly used steroids, ruth corked his bat, mays used liquified meth (“red juice”), sosa corked his bat (and may have used steroids), frank robinson carried a concealed weapon, mcgwire used andro, and palmeiro was busted for steroid use.

if you’re going to hold barry bonds to this unattainable standard, at least hold them all to it as well.

personally, i don’t care about cheating in baseball. it’s been a part of the game for ages. i mean, g-yl-rd perry wrote a book about how he cheated by using the spitball. everyone knew it then; but the moral police didn’t go after him, as they crucify barry bonds today.

don’t hate the player, hate the game. the game created this mentality; it has always been there, and it will always will be.
barry bonds is a great baseball player, easily one of the greatest of all time. steroids or no steroids.
(n) another name for steroids, hgh, or any other extreme muscle building substance
bill: man, have you seen jake? he’s gotten huge since last summer!
tom: yeah, he got on that barry bonds
-douchebag. a person who likes to wear jorts daily and cry while watching the notebook. also the sc-m of baseball. will likely die of a heart attack before the age of 50 due to the immense amount of stereoids he has ingested. should be banned from the game of baseball immediately so he cannot tarnish the recorbooks with his cheating ways. once approprietly pelted by styringes during a baseball game.
floyd landis pulled a barry bonds in the tour de france

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