Barry Melrose
an individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.
a man who gets s-xually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the philadelphia flyers.
an empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an nhl season.
barry: i remember when people liked me and i was a respected member of the nhl community like it was yesterday. that’s because it was yesterday, cause i’m still great and everyone knows it.
stranger: i do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horsesh-t.
i didn’t think i could get any hornier after that finger-biting flyers game, but i just watched a b-m-fighting video and now i can barely contain myself. i now know how barry melrose must feel.
barry: the flyers will win the stanley cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
expert: you are such a barry melrose. don’t you know that the nhl has changed and skilled teams like the penguins and the red wings are now the trend setters.
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