Barryton


a podunk town located in central lower michigan, 35 miles from central michigan university. known for its dilapidated bar, murphy’s, barryton does not have a stop light. it’s one of those towns that alan jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you’ll ever eat is butchered and sold at hometown grocery and going to wal mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. in barryton you can’t take a sh-t without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. the majority of barryton’s youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.located on m66, barryton it’s a “don’t blink” kind of town.
barrytoner 1: “hey what’s goin’ on tonight?”

barrytoner 2: “oh, we’re headin’ up to murph’s for a few and then goin’ to the sandhill with our quads. you up for it?”

barrytoner 1: “yeah i’m down for murph’s but i gotta open at william’s in the mornin'”

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