Barstooler
barstooler : noun (bar’ stool- er)
sports
1) a person who claims to be a p-ssionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the tv screen of a public house or bar.
2) a variation on the theme of ‘armchair supporter’.
3) commonly found throughout ireland, usually -ssociated with certain english and scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a sky viewing card.
barstooling : verb (bar’ stool-een)
1) partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.
irish fan #1: lets go and watch bohs vs. rovers
irish fan #2: naw, no way, i’d rather sit here with a cool beer and be a ‘real’ fan and watch manchester united on the telly.
irish fan #1: you are such a barstooler
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