Bart Simpson

the closest thing to a man that mrs krabappel has.
and that’s so depressing she thinks she’s gonna cry
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devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.
known aliases: rudiger, el barto, santos l. halper
to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.
i learned to one footed bart simpson
a boy who is in the fourth grade that attends springfield elementary on the simpsons sitcom. his famous catch phrases are “get bent”,”eat my shorts”, and “ayy caramba”. bart has been described by his sister as the devil’s cabana boy. his hobbies are skateboarding,reading radioactive man comics, and causing all types of f-kin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.
bart: owwww! my bones are so brittle!, but i always drink plenty of malk?
milkcarton reads: with vitamin r
chubby boy in an orange shirt and blue short-shorts who thinks he’s cool.

he takes advantage of milhouse
bart: “im hip and with it. milhouse do my homework or i will stop being your friend.”
a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters
i’m going to the backseat of my car with the woman i love, and i won’t be back for ten minutes.”
“bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! we could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”
you tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is ‘never try’.”