bartender syndrome
when someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. they will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
waiter: is that all you would like today?
person with bartender syndrome: yes. this reminds me of when i went to paris and ate some food at an amazing restaurant!…
3 hours later
waiter: is that all sir?!!!
person: yes and you are acting like this one person from-
waiter:bye now
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