bartlett

noun: large pile of excrement.
oh, man, i just stepped in a bartlett
7 more definitions
a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.
man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him
the act of sticking your finger up someone’s b-m.
johnson: did u give her the bartlett?
anon: you bet i did, smell my finger
johnson: that’s great mate….
pr-nounced: bahrt lett

noun.
that kid just recited an entire friends episode, he is a f-cking bartlett.

often used as an insult or to describe the runt of the litter.
anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it definithing.com
n.b. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!
‘hey look at that kid he is well bartlett’
‘the ipod nano is bartlett’
an academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.
i’m driving to work this morning and a f-cking bartlett cuts me off. it could hardly see over the dash board.
1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. warning: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. “does anyone actually like bartlett?”
“no”
“no”
“no”
“no”
“no”
“yes, i mean no”
1.b. “wow look at that that new year 7 he’s well bartlett”
2. “hmm i would have a bartlett if only it didn’t remind me of a f-g in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him”
female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.
holy sh-t!!!! look at that bartlett.