baseball bat betty
that chick you know that, despite never having s-x with another person, is a complete and open sl-t. she dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look “pretty”, openly admits to their own s-xual fantasies and s-xual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the kn-b.
guy: yo did you meet up with that chick last night?
solo: yeah, we hung. why?
guy: did you… you know…?
solo: what? oh heavens no! she’s totally a baseball bat betty.
that chick you know that, despite never having s-x with another person, is a complete and open sl-t. she dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look “pretty”, openly admits to their own s-xual fantasies and s-xual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the kn-b.
guy: yo did you meet up with that chick last night?
solo: yeah, we hung. why?
guy: did you… you know…?
solo: what? oh heavens no! she’s totally a baseball bat betty.
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