Baseball card Burden
the state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. the burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. so, the burden carrier must keep them in “mint” condition(not in the attic or bas-m-nt where sp-ce is abundant) no, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet sp-ce with this m-ss of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. the burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. if your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. there is no defense. they are the quivalent of a precious moments burden for women.
“i really would like to buy that new coat. but if i do, i will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make sp-ce in the closet” “such is life with the baseball card burden”
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