baseball dick
• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• hardness is similar to that of wood
• shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• t-st-cl-s also match the p-n-s in a size similar to a baseball
omg! that guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball d-ck like… goooooooooooaaaal!!!
when you get d-ck from a really hot guy who plays baseball
“hannah guess what i got baseball d-ck last night” “omg for real, like they say baseball d-ck is the best kind of d-ck”
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