Baseball System
a simple system to describe how ‘far’ you have gone with a girl. it refers to bases as markers of your s-xual exploits. from first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the ‘distances’ of each base: frenchie, feel, finger, f—.
there are many phrases that go with it, such as ‘pitch runner’, which is describing when you skip a base, and homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or s-x. run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
obviously, there is some discrepancy, like bl-wj-bs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
person 1: how far’d you get with jenny last night?
person 2: err…well, we-
person 1: baseball system, man.
person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
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