Baseball Trainer
during -n-l s-x, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. when she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.
“i was did a baseball trainer last night.”
“you gave a woman steroids and j-zzed in her eye?”
“yup.”
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