Based God

refers to the rapper lil b. based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus. thereupon, lil b, the based god, is the god off all the above events.
“omg based god you swag to the maximum, you can f-ck my b-tch based god”
in an interview with complex, lil’ b was asked what “based” meant.

“based means being yourself. not being scared of what people think about you. not being afraid to do what you wanna do. being positive. when i was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. people used to make fun of me. they was like, ‘you’re based.’ they’d use it as a negative. and what i did was turn that negative into a positive. i started embracing it like, ‘yeah, i’m based.’ i made it mine. i embedded it in my head. based is positive.”
thank you based g-d.
a term coined by the american rapper lil b in reference to himself. a based g-d is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to f-ck your b-tch. moreover, you will actually beg him to f-ck your b-tch simply because he is based g-d. all these conditions must be met for an individual to be a based g-d, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. lil b will f-ck your b-tch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).
that man just hopped out of his ferrari and f-cked my b-tch whilst eating wonton soup!

indeed. he has maximum swagger and is a based g-d. whoop! swag.
lil b will be a historical inspiration and monument in 100 years. he will be so inspirational that people will create a new sort of dance-style called lil bance, which becomes the most popular dance-style in the world the year 2132. lil b will exist in the new bible as it gets confirmed that lil b actually is jesus reborn to create history that will last until our universe implodes. #based
oh my god basedgod you can f-ck my b-tch basedgod
the god based. the only reason why hes popular is because filthy frank uses his music ironically
we need to call the based god.(eats gourmet paper that says #tybg)
the based g-d is more commonly know by it’s scientific name “paris j-ponica.” this organism has over 150 billion base pairs of dna in it’s genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the paris j-ponica the true based god of the physical world.
i’m talking a pilgrimage to j-pan to see the based g-d
when someone is so based that they are considered by some to be a god-like being. lil’ b perfected this act of being based, dubbing him as the real based g-d. when others try to imitate, he sh-ts on them. he also acquires maximum swag and can f-ck all of your b-tches.
money bags: “hey yo shawty! my girl keesha! you seen that n-gg- lil’ b?”
keesha: “you mean based g-d? oh yeah we just got done…”
money bags: “don’t tell me…he f-cked all my b-tches!!!”