baseline piss
peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. -n-logous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
jamanthony: one sec reece, i’m bout to take a baseline p-ss.
shareece: who the f-ck you think you are b? shane battier?
jamanthony: he got two rings. how many you got reece?
shareece: d-mn cuz you got me, ok go ahead…
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