Basement Golem
someone who stays in your bas-m-nt for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.
jake: dude, could you bring me another red bull?
hunter: will you stop being such a bas-m-nt golem?
jake: sniff… it’s just till i get back on my feet…
hunter: square.
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