Bashful Turtle
when, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man’s p-n-s retreats almost entirely into his body. in extreme cases it’s possible for even an uncirc-mcised male’s member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his p-n-s bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its sh-ll.
“man, these running short are too tight. when i got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so i could take a leak.”
“i swear i’m never hooking up on a ski trip again. when his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle.”
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