basic bro

– will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
– will refer to his friends as bro’s/boys
– mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
– refers to his bas-m-nt as a “man cave”
– quotes barney from the show “how i met your mother”
– talks a lot about high school
– seriously he can’t f-cking stop talking about football or soccer
– tends to spend too much time with his “bros” in a “guys only night”
– loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
– might make “make me a sandwich” jokes to girls (though this isn’t a feature the basic bro must own)
– will probably spend time in hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
jake:”hey bros lets watch some football.”

bros:”dude no, stop being a basic bro.”
3 more definitions
1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant

2) just a top bro

3) someone who dresses like everyone else, with some edge

4) someone who thinks they are flawless
ralph lauren, j crew, urban outfitters, abercombie & fitch, basic bros wear that sh-t so i don’t even bother
the male equivalent of a “basic b-tch”. some basic bro behavior includes:
~ wearing ed hardy shirts
~ drinking natty and/or bud light (usually day drinking)
~ using copious amounts of axe body spray
~ removing one’s shirt at the start of a basketball game despite n-body calling “skins”
~ taking theme parties far too seriously
~ wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sungl-sses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ playing the guitar in public (badly)
“f-ckin’ todd is here. dude is such a basic bro.”
exceedingly ordinary male.
defined by choices in clothing, hobbies, lifestyle, and women

a basic bro will gravitate toward such things as fantasy football, golf, untucked b-tton downs (especially for evening look), own a significant amount of sports attire, axe, man caves, women who wear large scarves and carry coach bags.